1 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,245 Oh god, I love it! 2 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,406 By the way, I have stopped my pill. 3 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,768 Uh, what? 4 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,050 - Dropped off? - Yes. Now that we have a relationship. 5 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,168 - What relationship? - Well these. 6 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,926 - Oh yes. - Come down. Get down! 7 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,890 - No. Oh yes. - Hey, get down, please! 8 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,044 - Come on, give it to me! - I'm not giving you anything. 9 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,931 - Stop it. Get down immediately. - Keep your mouth shut. 10 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,322 - Oh yes! - You should get down! 11 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,881 - No. - Now go down! 12 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,486 - Nope! - You should get down! 13 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,731 Woohoo! 14 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,323 - Say. - Ow! 15 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,126 Stop it. 16 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,287 - Ouch! - Man, hey. 17 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,444 Crap. 18 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,402 My friends said I should try this out. 19 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,528 - Ah yes, and that means? - Rodeo sex. 20 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,810 - Rodeo sex. Aha. - Susi's record is 1:30. 21 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,930 I had 27 seconds. I need a different technique. 22 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,765 Coffee? So... 23 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,731 But it's nice. You don't want to. 24 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,206 Maybe she tied it up. 25 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,050 Yes. 26 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,369 Tied up. Oh man. 27 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,009 - Hello? - Where are you? 28 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,850 Oh, I... Okay, I'm on my way, okay? 29 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,608 Hey, Bender, If you leave now, that's it. 30 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,447 - Hey, I have to get through here! - We're live on the air here. 31 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,048 - Out of the picture. Get out of here, man! - Come on, you Horst. 32 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,647 - Sorry, Mrs. Live. - Hey, Maren. Maren. 33 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,846 So, dear ones, My name is Maren Heinze. 34 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,641 We are live on Odeonsplatz in Munich at “Jump and Fly”. 35 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,725 Jacob is standing next to me. Grab it your lance and show us what you can do. 36 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,886 - Uncle Felix, you're late. - Wow. You look pretty. 37 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,567 Doesn't work for me. Gifts? 38 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,610 - Sure, of course. Which hand, huh? - The right one. 39 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,045 - Happy Birthday! - You're not serious. 40 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,283 That's not all yet. 41 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,807 Tadaa! There one, there one. That's two. 42 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,407 I can make a pony out of this. 43 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,883 - Really? - Abracadabra, rub-di-fuck! 44 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,680 - Did you say "fuck"? - Already there? 45 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,923 - Well finally. - Mom! 46 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,641 Uncle Felix said the bad F-word. 47 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,045 - What? I didn't, Betti. - What did he give you? 48 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,886 - Happy Meals. - Great. 49 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,402 - Rodeo sex? - Rodeo sex. 50 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,529 How cool is that? 51 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,401 I would also like to go again to another sexual partner. 52 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,042 - You haven't had anyone except Betti. - How do you know that? 53 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,965 I've known you forever. There was no other partner. 54 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,885 - I'm proud of it. - Do you mean “partner”? 55 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,487 - Where is the meat? - What kind of meat? 56 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,802 - You wanted to marinate it. - No. 57 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,363 - Yes, you wanted meat... - I didn't want to, okay? 58 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,281 Why are you so stressed? 59 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,890 Sybille is totally annoying because of a second child. 60 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,204 - Hey, Felix. - Hey. 61 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,443 She should relax. Always this pressure. 62 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,080 - Maybe it's the seed. - It doesn't. 63 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,371 - Maybe it's the seed. - It's definitely not the seed. 64 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,401 - Um, what is she doing now? - Betti gave her the headstand tip. 65 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,007 - This is a candle. - Yes, dear. 66 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,926 You don't have to do it right after sex? 67 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,368 Yes. 68 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,686 Hey, Norbert, in my house? I find that pretty disgusting. 69 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,320 What should I do? She is ovulating. 70 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,722 Oh, wonderful. 71 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,646 - Please not too much. - I'm doing magic. 72 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,327 ...mess up meat with pepper. 73 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:47,009 - Felix, why do you think you are godfather? - Don't know. Because I'm nice? 74 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,324 Because we wanted that you and Leonie “bond”. 75 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,371 But you care apparently not. 76 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,444 - How come? -Happy meals? 77 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,003 - Children love McDonald's. - And horses, dogs, sea lions... 78 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,721 Do you give them as gifts? And leave the F-word stuck. 79 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,964 - Did you say "fuck"? - I didn't say "fuck". 80 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,487 - Not again. - Shit... 81 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,121 That means “oh, you green nine”. 82 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,727 What? Good. Then just "Oh, you green nine." I'm sorry. 83 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:18,442 - Good thing you're not a father. - Maybe he doesn't want to. 84 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,161 - Even. - Nobody wants that until they are. 85 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,086 Leave him alone, this is a child's birthday. 86 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,483 Where will we go if all men Don't want to have children until you're 40? 87 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:32,089 - What are all the childbearing women doing? - Many 20-year-olds like 40-year-olds. 88 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,051 You'll sleep in the guest room today. 89 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,486 Then I would change the bedding. 90 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,608 leh... Ieh, that's gross. 91 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,730 - Oh! - Come on, daddy, make an ass bomb! 92 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,169 - Do you want to see an ass bomb? - Dad, you too! 93 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,801 - Felix, the grill is yours. - What? 94 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,487 For the birthday child, an ass bomb! 95 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,282 Hey, guys, how is it, Are you still up for a movie today? 96 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,525 Yes! 97 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,441 Was there anything special today? 98 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,922 Yes, a young man who was in a damn hurry. 99 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,043 - Jacob, where do you prefer to jump... - I have to get through here. 100 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,203 We are live on air. 101 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,841 - What? - Live on air. Come on, you Horst. 102 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,164 - Oh God. - Out of the picture. Get out of here, man! 103 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,326 - Sorry, Mrs. Live. - Maren, Maren... 104 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,166 And now it's getting really expensive. 105 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,891 If you have 1.2 million euros... 106 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,964 have left... 107 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,527 Oh! 108 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,764 Yikes, rat! Rat! Uh! 109 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,483 Uh! 110 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,130 Rat! 111 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,888 Are you crazy? 112 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:38,569 You can't beat the animal! Karsten? Karsten, everything is fine. 113 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,406 - Hen? What are you doing here? - I live here now. 114 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,371 - What? No. - Mom and Dad kicked me out. 115 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,524 How? They have... How did you get in here? 116 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,731 Through the door. I let myself copy a key. 117 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,804 Catch the cattle. 118 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:58,647 It's not that easy. Come on, now give me a hug. 119 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,489 Karsten! 120 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,049 - Dad? It's me. - It's nice that you're calling again. 121 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,126 What's with the hen? I don't have the time or nerves for that. 122 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:16,526 You don't need it either. He learned how to stand on your own two feet. 123 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,763 - He now works at a broadcaster. - As a door stop? 124 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,402 - Stop it. He's your little brother. - He's older than me. 125 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,450 You know what I mean. He loves you. 126 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,365 - Nothing happened. - It will be good for you. 127 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,650 This is where life comes into the place. You've been living alone for too long. 128 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,689 For good reason. 129 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,288 Life doesn't find took place in the past. 130 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,888 - But in the here and now. - I'll be fine. 131 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,409 Yes, apparently not. Let's break up, it's too expensive. 132 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,484 - Hello? I called you. - That's exactly why. 133 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,246 So, take care. Work calls. 134 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,121 - Are you at a station? - Says who? 135 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,602 - Dad. - Is he stupid? I am a donor. 136 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,366 - And what's with the rat? - It's not a rat. 137 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,000 - Rather? - A ferret. From the home. 138 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,607 Let me introduce you. This is Karsten Baginski. 139 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:18,522 - Nothing has changed for you, has it? - Hello? As I said. He's from home! 140 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,684 - Stay. But the past is taboo. - Okay. 141 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,242 - And the rat has to go into the cage. - Yes, if we have them. 142 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,281 The only thing you can do with it what you can capture is here. 143 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,170 Honey. 144 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,331 Karsten? Karsten? 145 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,529 Here. There he is, there he is. 146 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,003 If he gets stuck, he won't let go. 147 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,369 - Like a pit bull, only not as assi. - Hmm? 148 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,081 So, step aside. 149 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,690 Karsten? 150 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,010 Karsti. 151 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,364 Karsten. 152 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,204 Karsti. 153 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,882 Wow! 154 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,769 Ow! Be careful! You hit me with the cattle. 155 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,801 Look when you have it, you can use it for everything. 156 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,724 As a feather duster, for example. It's totally practical. 157 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,966 Oh, we need carrots and honey, your refrigerator is empty. 158 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,690 - End of month. - What? Today is only the seventh. 159 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,446 - I don't have any money anymore. - Oh shit. 160 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,365 I'll show you how to make money without work. 161 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,889 How to be a hobby turns it into a career, mhm. 162 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,000 Welcome to "New Life", the number one sperm donation center. 163 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:52,927 Very good. 38 million per milliliter. Of these, 97% are progressive. 164 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,607 We rarely have such values ​​here. 165 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:00,721 Fantastic. Otherwise I won't do it, but I would like to shake your hand. 166 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,211 Thanks. 167 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,886 But not you. I mean your brother. 168 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,008 I? Real? Uh...yeah. 169 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,084 Thank you. 170 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,846 - And what about me? - I hate to say it. 171 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,970 Your sperm is so sluggish that those in the laboratory thought 172 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,203 that we breed sloths here. 173 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,761 Yes. Some like this, others like that. 174 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,042 - Have a nice day. - "New Life"... 175 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,682 Look, that's the thing here, the one, the one, uh... 176 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,242 Crazy, hey. They have lookalike photos in here. 177 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,325 Take a look here: "I look like a mix 178 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,086 from Bradley Cooper and Hugh Grant in young and good. " 179 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,242 Hmm! Well... 180 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,880 That doesn't work, he has poor eyesight. 181 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,805 Phew! Yes, who should we take now? 182 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,123 I have no idea at all. I like Hugh Grant... 183 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,363 But it feels how to buy shoes online. 184 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:03,321 - I find that strange. - And? Found something nice and small? 185 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,165 - Well... - I can't do that with the catalog. 186 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,642 I just want a sweet baby. 187 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,725 It can't be that hard. Sorry, I'm crying again. 188 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,805 It's okay, sweetie. Hm? It's all ok. 189 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,770 These are the hormone injections. They're good. 190 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,321 I hit myself every now and then even one in. 191 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,167 If it helps you, I can find a suitable donor, 192 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:30,928 someone who resembles your partner, or your plumber. 193 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,325 Do you have something to laugh about? This is an... inside joke. 194 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,131 - I'll do it. - Great. 195 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,170 This is best. The main thing is that it is healthy. 196 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,689 That's what I always say, 50% is the investment, 50% is the education. 197 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,923 Seriously, now... 198 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,721 Maybe you can find a mix from Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling 199 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,690 and me. 200 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,008 It will. 201 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,049 Dr. Parisius said, he studied like you, 202 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:07,161 is well built like you and looks like Steve McQueen and Leonardo DiCaprio. 203 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,130 Oh, okay. Well, now things are getting serious. 204 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,123 - Mmm. - Mmm. 205 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,805 Thanks. 206 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,246 Cheers. 207 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,282 - So what's going on? - Do you really want to go through with this? 208 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,127 - Are you asking me that now? - Yes, better now than never. 209 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,569 I know it's hard but we tried everything. 210 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,609 It's our last chance. 211 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,086 Easily said, if you are not infertile. 212 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,643 Oh darling, that doesn't mean that you don't anyway 213 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,803 become the best dad in the world. 214 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,089 And if you have the child first you have it in your arms... 215 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,367 We can do this together. 216 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,567 Well, if necessary we can put up for adoption. 217 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,643 Was a joke. 218 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,569 beginning of the month. Now we can get to work. 219 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,165 Thanks. 220 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,926 I have me get paid for masturbation. 221 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,684 Oh come on. Cheers. 222 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,647 Can I still get eggnog? 223 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,246 What is? You had great values. 224 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,963 Yes, but still... 225 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,851 Hopefully they'll do it no child from my donation. 226 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,640 What else? My hair turns into wigs too. 227 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:38,284 - You donated hair? - And blood, plasma, bone marrow... 228 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,571 But my main source of income this is it: tablets. 229 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,121 I'm taking part in a migraine study. 230 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,568 - Do you have a migraine? - Since I started taking the diarrhea pills. 231 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:53,248 - I get a crazy headache from pressing. - Can't you do a normal job? 232 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,926 Just like you? I can't be fired. 233 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,801 You can benefit from the side effects suffer permanent damage. 234 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,884 - Have you thought about it? - I'm not doing this for myself. 235 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,202 I'm doing this for humanity. 236 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,925 Oh my God. Can you handle this without me? 237 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,766 Did you notice me? 238 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,524 - You know what I mean. - I know what you mean. 239 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,202 - Want to fuck? - We need eggnog here, urgently. 240 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,769 Hi, Felix. 241 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,765 - You remind me who. - Oh really? To whom then? 242 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,482 If you had curls, You look like Tim Bendzko. 243 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,525 Well, Then let's save the world for a moment. 244 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,605 Or at least the evening. 245 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,888 What, what will it be today? 246 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,810 Um... you did by chance Chocolate sauce or cream? 247 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,806 Um... well not now. So if so, then below. 248 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,411 Much better. Hm? 249 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,530 - Yikes. Mmm! - Oh, oh, oh... 250 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,161 honey. 251 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,608 - Okay, honey. - Oh, that looks cool. 252 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,444 - Mmm! - Enjoy your meal. 253 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,445 Mmm! It's so nice, so sweet. 254 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,761 - Just let it ring. - Shit, my man. I have to get there. 255 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,840 - Your husband? What? - Yes, we are stressed. 256 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,561 Like right now? uh... 257 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,526 - Don't run away, okay? - I'm not running away. 258 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,162 - I'm not running away, I'm staying. - Shh. 259 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,006 Bear, wait, I can't hear you. 260 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,845 Oh, sorry, music too loud. 261 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,366 Hello? 262 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,211 Kara? 263 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,171 Why should I cheat on you? I would never do that. 264 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,849 Karsten? Karsten, listen: It's taboo for you up here, right? 265 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,410 Shit! 266 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,088 Kara, please come in I have a serious problem! 267 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,563 Uh! OK. Ogogogod. 268 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,008 Hey, Karsten, hi. 269 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,571 um... 270 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,451 Karsten, sit. 271 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,489 - Nope. - No? Seat! 272 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,441 I'm not coming home. I get drunk with Tina. Uninhibited! 273 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,445 Come on, Karsten, go down. 274 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,848 Come on, get out of there, Karsten. Now get down with you! 275 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,049 Listen, Karsten. That's not a carrot. No no no. 276 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,886 Kara, please, please, I need your help! 277 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,407 Hey, Karsten, please don't do shit. 278 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,961 Okay, Karsten, please don't, okay? 279 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,006 Uh! 280 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,164 God! Karsten! 281 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,289 Uh! 282 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,807 Karsten, that's enough now! 283 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,963 Uh! Caution! Ouch, man! 284 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,007 - Mr. Bender? - Mmm. 285 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:44,200 It wasn't easy at all, poor guy from your... scrotum. 286 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,931 What? 287 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,846 For people like you the obligation of confidentiality was invented. 288 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,049 Christmas tree balls, Vacuum cleaner, a flute. 289 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:56,046 Triangle! Already seen everything. But the fun ends with animals. 290 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,170 I don't have anything... The animal attacked me. 291 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,163 - I have, so... - Yeah, yeah. 292 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,370 And before that you fell naked in a pot of honey, huh? 293 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,366 The little guy has it down there quite nicely done. 294 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,966 I hope They don't want any more children. 295 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,806 Imagine your reproductive organ but as a fighter jet, 296 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,930 with, with heavy ammunition. 297 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,891 �uh... the animal dismantled your rockets. 298 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,123 I don't understand a word. What does that mean? So... 299 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,567 You can still fuck. 300 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,609 But the animal sterilized you. Is that clear enough? 301 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:37,767 - I can't have any more children? - No, you can't have any more children. 302 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,163 - Well, not now, but at some point - No. 303 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,767 How? I can no longer decide whether I have children... well... 304 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,129 This decision has been taken from you. 305 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,321 Hello, am I disturbing you? Oh man, Felix. 306 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,328 I'm totally sorry. Karsten has that definitely not done on purpose. 307 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,450 - Were you able to save anything? - Get out. Take the cattle with you. 308 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,321 - That thing sterilized me! - You didn't want children. 309 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,120 - Yes, but... - You knew about the honey. 310 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,525 - Fuck that... Fuck off! - Man, Felix, I'm sorry. 311 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,967 I'll make it up to you. Promised. 312 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,884 Have you ever thought about it? Maybe there is a reason for everything? 313 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,525 Hm? 314 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,409 Yes, but not for that, so... 315 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,248 Well, kids aren't that great either. They whine and cry all the time. 316 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,881 And are always hungry and shit themselves. 317 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,647 - When they are small. - You only spend your free time here. 318 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,043 And the costs! Children's things are extremely expensive. 319 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,522 - I know. Yes. - You know. 320 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,411 sew, knit, Nobody does that anymore today. 321 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,088 Grandmas don’t have that much time anymore either. Sybille's mother is just on a cruise. 322 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,323 Betti's mother is dead. 323 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,125 Talk. Try it, to talk to a child. 324 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,410 At first you don't understand them, and then later they don't want to understand you. 325 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,245 “Dad, you’re so embarrassing. Dad, you're annoying. " 326 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,006 - "Dad, the beard scratches." - "I'll never love you again." 327 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,640 Just because you Didn't buy ice cream or anything. 328 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,280 Yes. And if someone tells you: 329 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,171 "A child's smile make everything okay again," 330 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,608 then he either has no children or is never home. 331 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,683 Shit, what do I do now? 332 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,480 You never would trade your children. 333 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,485 They are the best, what ever happened to you, huh? 334 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,566 Or? If you had the choice, none of you would trade places with me. 335 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,165 None. 336 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,285 Leonie! Can you tell me what time is it? 337 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,970 Look at it this way: You don't have to use contraception anymore. 338 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,682 Dude, we can do it, huh? 339 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,324 It's hard being a single father. But a child's smile makes everything good. 340 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,120 Maja Rüsler-Schneider, I have to talk to you! 341 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,240 Let's go home quickly. I'll explain it to you later. 342 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,481 Uncle Felix, I have something for you. 343 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,530 Here, your lost seeds. You just have to plant it quickly. 344 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,882 I just want my sperm back! 345 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,761 A donation is a donation. We are a sperm bank here. 346 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,641 Here you don't pay a fee and gets his sperm back! 347 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,451 - Tell me if it is still here? - No! 348 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,048 - How? Has it already been used? - Now listen. 349 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:11,922 Your sperm might help a couple to fulfill your desire to have children. 350 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,641 The child can yes report in 18 years. 351 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,931 - You're just the donor, Mr. Bender! - In 18 years it will be too late. 352 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,642 I want to be part of the development share with my child! 353 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,123 I want it right away Dr. Parisius speak! 354 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,920 - Please. - Make an appointment. 355 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,050 In six months Is there still one available, huh? 356 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:35,284 - I don't give a shit. -Samuel! 357 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,843 I just want to see the doctor. Let me through! 358 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,130 Ouch, that hurts! Let me go, this hurts. 359 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,045 - That can't be right. Please! - Get out now. 360 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,125 - I just want to be a father! - Then find yourself a girlfriend. 361 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,843 - Man, fuck. - Hey, man! 362 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,446 Very calm. Do you want to come to us? 363 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,045 Excuse me. 364 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,843 Felix! Felix! Incredible. Here, you'll never believe this. 365 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,810 - I did it! - What is that? 366 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,123 I told you I'll make it up to you. 367 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,044 Your baby. 368 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,403 There are almost 100 pilots again, although heavy rain was forecast. 369 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,883 But at the moment you can not see a cloud in the sky. 370 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,841 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. Really. 371 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,241 And, um... how did you get there? 372 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,845 So... 373 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,403 - I just want to be a father! - Uh! 374 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,245 Very calm. Do you want to come to us? 375 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,369 That was so exciting. 376 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,445 It was like the horse with the people in this city. 377 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,962 In the south. It was like that. 378 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,965 And then... I was in. 379 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,404 Oh! 380 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,042 God, it's cute. He looks like Justin Timberlake. 381 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,163 Yes, that's how it was. 382 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,331 - Was a piece of cake. - ... for people with a fear of heights. 383 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,120 And you can do it even collect miles... 384 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,920 Hey, she's having my baby. 385 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,765 So... yeah. 386 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,924 - It's in here. - I'm going to be an uncle. 387 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,765 And how must you feel first? You're going to be a father! 388 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,605 - I'm going to be a father. - I'll be an uncle and you'll be a father! 389 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,967 - You're going to be a dad! - Ha ha! 390 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,043 - The woman is having my child. - Yes! 391 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,761 - We'll have the... - Shit. 392 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,447 - What, shit? - Yeah, how do we get it, hmm? 393 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,446 - We're live at the "X Games"... - Attention, out of the way! 394 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,762 - Wow. - Fuck. 395 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,566 It's all ok. See you at the “X Games”. 396 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,521 - Back to my colleague in the studio. - "X Games". 397 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,208 Welcome to the Olympic Park to the “X Games”! 398 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,251 - How many people are there? - Don't know, 6000? 399 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,485 - Absolutely not. 6500, at least. - That's almost the same thing. 400 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,689 - Not in a stadium like this. - This is a hall. 401 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,287 - This isn't a hall. - Shut up. There are our places. 402 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,762 Let's get ready for Rambooo! 403 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,604 Woohoo! 404 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,722 Why is it called Rambo? 405 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,565 - What does Rambo mean? - Well "Let's get ready for Rambo". 406 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,724 That's not called "Rambo". It's called "rumble". 407 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,771 - That doesn't mean "rumble". - Neither does “Rambo”. 408 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,445 - Sure, of course. - Rumble! 409 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,206 Okay, and who is this supposed to be Rumble? 410 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,124 Hen, man... 411 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,567 - Pah, "rumble". - Woah, watch out. 412 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,561 Very cool combos. Incredibly cool. 413 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,647 - ... both "X Games"... - That doesn't exist, where is it? 414 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,531 She said, She moderates it, right? 415 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,401 Cool. There she is, there she is. 416 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,051 Real. 417 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,283 With that I give back. 418 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,207 Thank you, Maren, because now it's about everything. 419 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,648 - I'm going there now - Yes, go there. 420 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,928 - Wait a minute. Good luck! - Yes. 421 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,969 - You can do it. - Yes, sure. 422 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,683 So dear ones, it's about to begin the big SpeedandFly finale, 423 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,002 and I hope you have fun with it. 424 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,683 Shortly before the start, pure excitement. 425 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,968 I get heart palpitations just from watching. 426 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,850 That's cool! 427 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,010 What a race. Can that be grasped? 428 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,971 - Absolutely world class! - Excuse me. 429 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,406 Now comes the moderation and then the winner interview. 430 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,767 This is my first double moderation. 431 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,969 - Double moderation? - Mmm. 432 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,007 - I'll... I'll be a godmother? - Yes! 433 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,051 I'm so happy. 434 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,930 Caution! 435 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,850 What a crash! Take a deep breath. 436 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,165 Nothing happens. But guys, that was close. What a race. 437 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,402 I don't believe that now. 438 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,002 - The motorcycle... - Everything's okay. Am I still on air? 439 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,769 - She's live on the air. - It's exciting at a finale like this. 440 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,525 -Maren. - What? 441 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,922 You're bleeding! 442 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,481 - Shit. - I'm so sorry. 443 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,608 - The one with the... - I'm fine. 444 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,604 - Everything is covered here! - I wanted... 445 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,489 I don't believe that! Maren! 446 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,402 Are you stupid? 447 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,281 I have a stomach ache and am pregnant. 448 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,284 - What week? -14. 449 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,490 - Are you the husband? - No, but... well... 450 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,920 Okay, see you later, okay? Ciao. 451 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,691 - We can't look in her bag. - But. 452 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,162 - No, that won't work. - Then why did you bring her? 453 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,962 - I have to bring it back. - You can do that later. 454 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,407 Hen, please. Be careful, be careful! 455 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,564 Something else is broken. You're ruining something, hey! 456 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,090 - Person! These are expensive things. - Look what's all there... So. 457 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,210 - How did she manage all this? - What is that? 458 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,205 - There's her planner. - But curious? 459 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,000 - There. -Oh. Wow, look. 460 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,051 He looks good. That's her boyfriend, right? 461 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,965 That's what I see. You want to be friends with him. 462 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,203 - Oh man, come on, hey. - Yes. 463 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,364 Hey, this guy is a real statement. 464 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,206 - What is that? - Oh cool, a nose flute. 465 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,409 - What is a nasal flute? - A flute for your nose. 466 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,926 Give it here. It's disgusting. You cannot use her flute. 467 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,368 Look for a person. We need to know where she lives. 468 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,289 - She's going to the swimming pool. - She's cool. Have a look. 469 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,363 A small pair of grill tongs. 470 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,921 Hen, that's a hair straightener. 471 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,971 Should you also use, David Hasselhoff. 472 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,009 - Shit, hen. - What? 473 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,085 All that stuff We'll never get back in! 474 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,528 Hey! Let me do it. 475 00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,321 I'll pack your bag. Nobody will notice anything. 476 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,763 You've searched through them. 477 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,481 No, the �h... fell down, and then we have... 478 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,725 I tried to somehow... I got it... wanted to fix it. 479 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,930 - Goodbye. - Ms. Heinze, I'm sorry. 480 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,163 - Yes? It... - What exactly now? 481 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,368 - The nose, the bag? - Both. 482 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,162 I... would like to invite you to dinner and make it up to me. 483 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,609 Do you want to punish me? Still have a nice life. 484 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,323 Um...would you like to? for an interview? For the "GQ"? 485 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,768 Forget it! 486 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,723 I would be hungry and can also give you an interview. 487 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,451 What I experience here fills entire books. 488 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,403 - I asked her for an interview. - For “GQ”? 489 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,245 Yes. Should I call or email? 490 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,370 - She's suing you. - I made punch. 491 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,729 Because it's not strawberry season, there are gummy bears in it. 492 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,568 Oh yes: you got the green ones, although I like that one the best. 493 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,882 I only like the red ones. 494 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,202 No thanks. I have to go again. 495 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,841 Oh well. You don't know what you're missing out on. 496 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,527 - Karsten? - Why should she sue me? 497 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,164 - She's having my child. I have rights. - Not as a donor. 498 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,245 I have one saw a report about Mali. 499 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,245 Then a man comes into the picture, with an HSV jersey. 500 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,451 And on his back it says “Fleischmann”. My name! 501 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,684 Behind on the back from the man in Mali. 502 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,649 Fleischmann! In Mali! 503 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,806 There's Betti, the stupid cow, donated my jersey to the Red Cross. 504 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,770 Tom can't do that either reclaim the shirt. 505 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,811 - Maybe his name was Fleischmann too? - It's a man from Mali. 506 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,806 There's the poor man from Mali yes, nothing at all anymore. 507 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,851 - That's something completely different. - I still have the receipt. 508 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,288 - You mean the receipt. - Forget her. 509 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,330 -Bon! - I can't forget my child. 510 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,529 Yes, you can. This is how it works. 511 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,209 Up to the loss of the native language. 512 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,889 Hurray. 513 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,287 Ralph and me wanted to go away that weekend. 514 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,490 You blocked out the days, right? 515 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,969 - Shit. - What's up? 516 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,248 - What a coincidence. - The guy from the games. 517 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,131 Shit. Run, run, run! 518 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,888 Run! 519 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,205 - Ms. Heinze... - Damn, he's running after me. 520 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,840 Jessie, when I say help, call the police. 521 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,686 - Okay. - That's funny. 522 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,528 I, uh... I always jog here. 523 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,409 Me too. 524 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,928 Real? Great, then... Maybe you would like to work together... 525 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,289 No, then I would play tennis. 526 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,560 - I... have never seen you here before. - Me neither. 527 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,803 - Even though we walk the same route. - Yes. Craziness. 528 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,567 We have so many things in common. 529 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,006 - Maren, are you okay? - Everything... everything okay? 530 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,288 Can't you puke in peace? 531 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,920 Help. 532 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,811 Was that the “help”? I'm calling the police. 533 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,441 - Nope! - Like "no"? 534 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,970 - Sorry, I talk to myself sometimes. - Oh, okay, I know that. 535 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,329 - But you said help. - Oh, you have there... 536 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,211 -Oh. Yuck! - No, no, uh, here. 537 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,049 You can use it to wipe or to wear. 538 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,283 - Yes. - Thanks. 539 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,086 - I'm pregnant. - Yes, uh... 540 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,846 I... well... congratulations. 541 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,121 - Thanks. - uh... 542 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,447 Which issue are you on again? 543 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,329 Uh, yes. um... 544 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,805 Thing here, well, that... 545 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,371 "GQ". 546 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,089 - Ah yes. - Mmm. 547 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,802 "GQ"? It's not that bad. 548 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,527 OK. I'll give you an interview. 549 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,684 If you from now on run a different route. Deal? 550 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,326 Okay, then... well I... Uh, where? That way? There? 551 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,802 - Okay. Deal. - Great. 552 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,329 And like I said, I'm sorry about... You still look beautiful. 553 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:55,290 - I want the questions in writing in advance. - Questions in advance in writing. 554 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,363 - Good. - Ms. Heinze. 555 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,208 Was a joke. 556 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,408 Not funny. um... 557 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,688 Yes! 558 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,448 - Why is he sending you a gift? - He should send the questions in advance. 559 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,003 - "Here are a few introductory questions." - Hey, look, a concealer from MAC. 560 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,889 Pretty cool. 561 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,210 Oh my God. Is that what I think? 562 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,446 - What did you put in it? - Pregnant women can practice this 563 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,489 to breathe into her anal chakra. 564 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,648 What are they supposed to breathe in, hmm? 565 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,041 Into her anal chakra. 566 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,564 - What is that? - Yes. 567 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,322 These are Chinese sound balls. 568 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,483 - But they don't sound at all. - Then they're broken. 569 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,290 - Ah yes. - What else did you think of the package? 570 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,124 - Quite interesting. - Yes? 571 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,603 I found it cute. Are you sure you want to know what it will be like? 572 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,321 No, why rompers have pockets. 573 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,084 No idea. 574 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,485 A child doesn't put cigarettes in his pocket and says: "Bye, I'll go then." 575 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,850 - Do you ever ask a normal question? - Yes, I uh... 576 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,202 Yeah, well... Why did you want to become a mother now? 577 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,730 I'm 34. That's a good age. 578 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,486 I have a good job, a committed relationship. 579 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,043 I want more than one child. That might not work later. 580 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,885 ...don't work. 581 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,489 Yes. And how do you want child and juggle your career? 582 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,848 Like all working mothers? 583 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,051 I continue to work and stay committed a nanny or ask the grandparents. 584 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,680 - A nanny? - Yes. 585 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,606 Do you know the film? “The hand on the cradle”? 586 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,208 - Then the nanny secretly breastfeeds the child. - And turns on the man. 587 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,966 - And wants to kill the mother. Yes? - Exactly. 588 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:15,047 Are you crazy? This is just a movie. Why not a nanny? 589 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,244 What would you do then? Are you already a father? 590 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,961 - No, not yet. - Oh yes. 591 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,251 But I would take parental leave and spend a lot of time with the child. 592 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,485 Of course. They wouldn't be afraid Losing touch at work? 593 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:35,283 Sure, but can you spend more time wisely? than with your own child? 594 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,681 So, time's up. Another question. 595 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,802 Okay, um... 596 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,762 What is your dream of happiness? 597 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,088 I have such a dream. 598 00:43:56,240 --> 00:44:00,040 My husband, I and our child are sitting there on the sofa and fooling around. 599 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,570 And then my husband and I stop, and... he looks at me and um... 600 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,651 in his eyes I see that I live. 601 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,764 And that we have done everything right. 602 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,120 And... your biggest fear before motherhood, before becoming a mother? 603 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,887 Everything alone with the child to have to wuppen. That would suck. 604 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,771 - Yes... - Okay, that's enough. We have to go. 605 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,686 Oh, then �h... too bad, okay. 606 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,165 Yes, um, then... goodbye. 607 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,928 You do that, huh? 608 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,971 Hen? 609 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,331 Surprise! I cooked. 610 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,722 Real? Cool, chicken nuggets. 611 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,042 This is chicken in a coat. 612 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,010 - A beer? - No, I took pills. 613 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,084 - How was the interview? - Great. 614 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,208 - Yes? - That was... Yeah, well... 615 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,249 Karsten, sit down. 616 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,360 No idea what she'll be like as a mother but she wants the same thing as me. 617 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,650 I'm so excited, to read the interview. 618 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,644 - Hen, I... - I forgot the supplement. 619 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,930 - And when will you see each other again? - Hmm... 620 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,402 - Maybe not at all. - But you have to see them again. 621 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,290 I know. 622 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,962 The Prince meets the princess at the ball. 623 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,284 The swimmer meets the swimmer in the swimming pool. 624 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,046 - What? - In the swimming pool, you know? 625 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,409 That's a great idea. 626 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,084 - Can I borrow Leonie? - You want something? 627 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,483 I would like to see Leonie... So I... so... 628 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,406 I would like to go swimming with Leonie. 629 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,007 - Felix, we have a pool. - But no water slide. 630 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,481 I mean... you wanted that I spend more time with her. 631 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,566 - And I want that. I want to change. - But please not today. 632 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:20,247 We have enough stress because the babysitter doesn't have time! 633 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,767 - Because Tom didn't call. - Exactly. 634 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,287 Although he knew that we need them. 635 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,081 - You never forget anything. - I even reminded you! 636 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,129 - Not at all. - Of course! 637 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,091 - Of course not! - But you don't care. 638 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,609 Do you think I'm not happy? when you make yourself beautiful? 639 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,970 - That's what Mr Sweatpants says? - "Mr Sweatpants". 640 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,807 - This thing is a passion killer! - You are a passion killer! 641 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,201 - Hey, Tom! Really. - It's true! 642 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,966 Excuse me! 643 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,929 Thank you. 644 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,961 I... I don't want to interfere, but if you need a babysitter... 645 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,091 I could step in tonight... if you want. 646 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,008 - Do you mean that seriously? - Yes. 647 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,766 And before I'm going swimming with Leonie. 648 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,326 Come on, hey give me a chance, okay? 649 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,487 Are you okay, Uncle Felix? 650 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,526 - Please? - Is everything okay? 651 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,491 - Yes, I'm just looking for a free seat. - Okay. 652 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,204 Shit! 653 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,648 - The first one gets an ice cream! - Two! 654 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,328 Woohoo! 655 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,924 - What is? Come in. - No, I don't dare. 656 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,170 - You can do a k�pper! Not me. - Really not? 657 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,561 Nope. 658 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,009 Hmm... That would be laughable. 659 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,321 So pay attention. You stand up, fall to your knees... 660 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,202 Justin Bieber is drowning down there. You have to save him. Justin! 661 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,164 - Um... come on, dare. - I can't do it. 662 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,005 Sure, of course. I hold you and you move. 663 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,766 - And one, two, three. And... - Ah! 664 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,289 Hey! She can have a head! 665 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,690 - Great! - Cool, I can do a k�pper. 666 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,763 You can handle it. 667 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,241 Okay? 668 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,451 - Whoever gets to the slide first. - Yes! 669 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,760 And one, two... 670 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,003 and go! 671 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,049 Yes, haha! 672 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,928 Shit. 673 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,763 Fuck. Oh no. 674 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,331 Fuck. 675 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,651 Woohoo! 676 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,166 Woohoo! 677 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,681 Woohoo! 678 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,721 Here we go! 679 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,286 Yes! 680 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,923 Uah! 681 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,444 Hello? 682 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,886 - That looked so funny, Uncle Felix. - Yes. 683 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,441 - Are you in pain? - Why? 684 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,127 - That's a blockage. I'll help you. - What? 685 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,087 Huh? Oh... uh... 686 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,721 What? Um, can you even do that? 687 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,884 - I once had something with a sports doctor. - What? Oh God. 688 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,929 - That hurts for a moment. - Okay. 689 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,766 One two three. 690 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,410 Uh! 691 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,562 Oh shit. Oh God. 692 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,205 - It works. - I had a blockage. 693 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,121 Thank you again, yes? 694 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,760 - Can I take you with me? - Gladly. 695 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,323 Sorry, I don't drive a car. We ride bikes. 696 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,528 - Okay. - Should I bring yours? 697 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,207 - Yes? Would you pay attention for a moment? - Sure, of course. 698 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,124 Yes, Jessie? 699 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,728 The interview with Sebastian Vettel we have to postpone. 700 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,769 - Can you on the 17th? - On the 17th? 701 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,208 Yes, later was not possible. 702 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,002 His management gives us no other appointment. 703 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,806 - I'll be in Berlin until the 16th. - Great, fits. 704 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,810 - Are you stupid? - Leonie! 705 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,487 - Shit. - Get off the street! 706 00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,211 Leonie, stop, stop, stop! 707 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,922 - What are you doing? - I just wanted to keep the photo. 708 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,368 Sorry, I was on the phone. 709 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,129 And such a call is more important than a child or what? 710 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,408 - No. - I just wanted to get the photo. 711 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,963 Come on, we have to go. Good luck with your nanny search. 712 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:21,011 - Your parents are driving my ass off. - You don't say ass. 713 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,530 Nothing can happen to you. A green nine like that will never happen again. 714 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,409 Everything okay? 715 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,361 I believe I won't be a good mother. 716 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,165 What? Nonsense. How do you come up with that? 717 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:52,281 Something bad happened to me today. I was supposed to look after a girl... 718 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,127 - Have you seen my car keys? - In your breast pocket? 719 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:01,002 - No, I already looked... - Ralph, she almost got run over. 720 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,608 Because I was on the phone because of the Vettel interview. 721 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,321 - It might be late again today. - Are you even listening to me? 722 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,089 Yes, sure. 723 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,684 Honey, you're doing you just too many worries. 724 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,731 You can handle it. Hm? 725 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,010 Such a Vettel interview... He's only human. 726 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,125 You... are the... best... sports reporter... 727 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,204 of the world! 728 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,843 I love you! 729 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,010 Oh, yuck. And are they finished now? 730 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,164 They are finished, if they stick to the wall. 731 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,609 Here. Then they are al dente. Be careful, like that. Try it. 732 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,043 Or on the ceiling. 733 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,090 -Cool. I'll show this to dad. - No, I'd rather not. 734 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:11,323 Please, wait a moment. Hello? 735 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,927 This is Maren Heinze. I'm calling... 736 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:18,040 Um, I wanted to say that I'm sorry for what happened. 737 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,169 And... 738 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,243 I just, um... 739 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,324 Yes, I wasn't paying attention and totally failed. 740 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,766 True. 741 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,403 So actually I'm calling to ask if Leonie is okay. 742 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,609 - Yes, Leonie is fine. - Is that mom? 743 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,366 No, that's the woman from the swimming pool. 744 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,570 - Is she coming to dinner? Please. - No idea. Nope. 745 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,805 Is there anything How could I make it up to you? 746 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,362 If you can make a good sauce, then... uh... 747 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,489 I can. 748 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,285 - Hey. -Hi. 749 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,286 I have something better than sauce. Happy meals instead of pasta. 750 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,727 - Happy Meals... - Kids love it. 751 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,964 - If you knew... - Cool, Happy Meals! 752 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,284 - You really are the best! - Do we want to be on first-name terms? 753 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,168 Of course, I'm Leonie. 754 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,050 Maren. 755 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,283 Here you go. 756 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,770 Mom, can I still eat chocolate? 757 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,290 - No, you've had enough sweets. - Then I'll just ask dad. Papa? 758 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,126 If mom says no, that means no. 759 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:41,048 - Hello? Is that democratic? - Okay, a piece can't hurt. 760 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,604 - But. Never heard of diabetes? - Diabetes in hedgehogs? 761 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,810 There is nothing left. She has already brushed her teeth. 762 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,327 - Hmm... gummy bears? - No. 763 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,847 - Hmm... vegetables? - No. 764 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,083 Excuse me. 765 00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,242 - But you're strict. - Yes, children need rules. 766 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,609 - Can I watch TV while you bicker? - We don't quarrel. 767 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,161 - But. - Fine, you can watch TV. 768 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,404 What's this supposed to mean now? The little one has to go to bed. 769 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:13,611 - Maren said okay. - Maren's doll said okay. 770 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,240 Suggestion: I still eat chocolate now. 771 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,609 Then I brush my teeth and can still watch TV, yes? 772 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,889 No. 773 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,925 um... 774 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,481 Sleep, baby, sleep 775 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,326 The mother looks after the sheep 776 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,405 I can't read the text No, no, no... 777 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,881 Dubidubidu... Oh. 778 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,806 - Little dream. - Sleep, baby, sleep. 779 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:21,130 One. 780 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,011 Two. 781 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,802 Psht. Shit! 782 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,088 Green nine! 783 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:08,122 "...they celebrated a magnificent wedding feast, 784 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,727 to which all people of the kingdom were invited. 785 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,487 And if they didn't die, This is how they still live today. " 786 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,247 - Are you mom too? - Not yet, but soon. 787 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,485 - Really, Felix is ​​going to be a dad? - No, Ralph is going to be a dad. 788 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,970 - Who is Ralph? - This is my friend. 789 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,045 - Then why are you here? - That's a good question. 790 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,806 - You are welcome to come more often. - I would like to. 791 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:39,047 - But now you have to sleep. - Are you coming to my performance tomorrow? 792 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,364 - You have a performance? - Yes, I'm playing a frying pan. 793 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,650 But I'm afraid that I forget my text. 794 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,088 When you're there, I definitely won't forget it. Please. 795 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,609 - Then I guess I have to come. - That would be really cool! 796 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,606 Let's see what can be done. Good night, sweetie. 797 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,490 - Maren? - What? 798 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,449 Here, I wanted to give it to you. 799 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,207 By the way, he really enjoys watching TV and eats chocolate. 800 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,761 Thank you. I'll take care of him. 801 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,451 - Good night. - Good night. 802 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,206 - Sleep well and dream sweetly, yes? - Mmm. 803 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,925 Your children are really cute, they will definitely make you totally happy. 804 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,525 Sometimes. 805 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,126 - When is the time? - In six months. 806 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:37,524 Oh God. Good luck. It's definitely going to be really exciting. 807 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,728 You, it hurt so much for me. 808 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,690 Not just the first one, but with everyone. 809 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,403 Tell me, can you wear the clothes? that you wear when moderating? 810 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,608 - Sometimes. -Cool. 811 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,204 Yes... 812 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,443 - Okay, so... - Yes, bye. 813 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,728 - Okay, okay. - Bye. 814 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,407 - Bye. - It was nice meeting you. 815 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,211 - I was happy. - Thanks again. 816 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,410 You brought her with you, without informing us. 817 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,291 - That was my fault. - It's okay. 818 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,443 Bye. 819 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,126 Thank you, that you did this for us. 820 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,049 - You did well. - Thanks. 821 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,250 I didn't mean babysitting. 822 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,643 - What's next? - No idea. 823 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,681 Maren Heinze hugged me. 824 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,168 - Hey, the door was closed. - Oh, sorry. 825 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,963 You, I asked around because of Maren's boyfriend. 826 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,044 Something's not right. He has grown earlobes. 827 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,601 - You know what grandma said. - No, what? 828 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,650 "Beware of the marked." I won't say more. 829 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,122 Do you know... I won't say anything more about it. 830 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,685 Felix? 831 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,285 Felix! 832 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,571 That's mean. Karsten! 833 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,564 I need your help! 834 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,921 - She's not coming. - Of course it's coming. 835 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,686 Why? She has a husband and is having a child. 836 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,606 They went to the sperm bank because they wanted an anonymous donor. 837 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,240 What do you want? Vacation for four at Club Med? 838 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,290 - Maybe she's into culture? - Excuse me. 839 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,489 - We stayed lying after the traffic. - Stuck in traffic. 840 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,565 - The cards. - I'm so excited. 841 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,405 - It's coming. - Is Maren coming too? 842 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,483 - Yes. - Never. 843 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,291 - HSV is on Neymar. - Really? 844 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,283 And Messi too. 845 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,524 Neymar said, he only plays with Messi. 846 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,443 Egg. 847 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,005 Is that cold? 848 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,721 Man, that's cold. 849 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,131 She is coming. Look, she's there. 850 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,205 Stir... or be stirred. 851 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,443 Excuse me. 852 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,127 - Did I miss Leonie? - No, it wasn't her turn yet. 853 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,761 - Stirring. stir. - Egg. Egg. 854 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,082 - Where is she? - Coming soon. 855 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,370 What has happened so far: The egg says "egg". 856 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,728 And the spoon says “R�hr”. 857 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,566 I believe it's a matter of life and death. 858 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,729 Sizzle. Sizzle. 859 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,644 Woo, 860 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,209 Woo! My daughter! The pan is my daughter! 861 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,251 Leonie, your mother is sitting here, right? 862 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,487 - See you soon then, hopefully. - Yes, perhaps. 863 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,962 - Bye. - Yes, I was happy. See you soon. 864 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,771 - Bye, you two! - Bye! 865 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,050 - Brutzel, brutzell - Don't scream like that. 866 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,487 Look at the street... 867 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,922 - Great friends you have there. - Thanks. 868 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,971 - Um, it was nice. - I thought it was nice too. 869 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,407 - Taxi for Heinze? - Yes that's me. 870 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,126 Can I take you with me for a while? 871 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,091 Clear. 872 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,411 OK. 873 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,528 - Where are you going? - Um, first in... 874 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,411 Wait a minute. Where do you live? 875 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,767 Felix, go ahead. 876 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,809 Go ahead, please. 877 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,767 - Is everything ok? - Shit, it doesn't work, I'm sorry. 878 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,526 - Can we get out? - Sure, come on. 879 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,410 Hello? 880 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,483 My girlfriend... 881 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,170 Yes, Lisa was pregnant and um... 882 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:59,208 I was so happy to become a father, and in the next moment everything was over. 883 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,723 Everything broken. 884 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,685 But... 885 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,368 I'm sorry about that. 886 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,005 Yes. 887 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,649 I wonder why I don't I put it in first gear, or... 888 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:34,087 Anyway, I have been ever since no longer got into a car. 889 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,690 Are you still interested? for a walk? 890 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,203 Come on, come on. 891 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:05,884 Why do we never have time? for what is really important to us? 892 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,963 No idea. 893 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,681 Because we're afraid Missing out on something even more important? 894 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,491 you know, what am I really afraid of? 895 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,088 I'm really afraid of it, not being a good mother. 896 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,965 What is it then What if I don't love my child? 897 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,806 Or if I make a mistake, that I cannot undo? 898 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:32,570 I really messed up with Leonie. What if something had happened? 899 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,405 But it's not. Look at it this way: 900 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:39,361 You had three children yesterday put to bed and everyone is still alive. 901 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,610 Mmm. 902 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,245 Hmm. 903 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,523 Are you one of those? 904 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:09,322 When women stare at your food, Because they actually like it better? 905 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:13,406 Then let them taste it, and they say, "Mmh, oh!" 906 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:17,645 "That tastes so delicious. I would have preferred to order that. " 907 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,768 Are you one of those? 908 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,161 Oh, stop, I live here. 909 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,362 - Thank you. - Thanks. 910 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,443 - Here, this is for you. - Thanks. 911 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,171 - Will you walk me to the door? - Gladly. 912 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,041 He sounded like an old teddy bear, when you turn it over. 913 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,851 Oh, when braking, that “U���h”, right? 914 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,131 Yes. 915 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,966 Yes. I live here. 916 01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,725 Wow. 917 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,607 - It was great fun today. - Yes. 918 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,161 It was a very nice evening. Thank you. 919 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,848 - And, uh, take good care of yourselves. - I'll do it. 920 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,326 Then uh... 921 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,890 When will I get it? the interview for proofreading? 922 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,322 The interview? 923 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,042 - Well, that's a little difficult because... - Yes? 924 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,084 Listen, I wanted to tell you... 925 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,402 I am... 926 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,326 This is my friend Ralph. 927 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,369 Uh... darling, where have you been? I've tried calling you x times. 928 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,126 I was at the theater, with his goddaughter. 929 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:56,330 - I told you that. - Uh. 930 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:58,960 - Then you are �h... here �h... -Felix. Hi. 931 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:00,486 Felix. 932 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,122 Super. Thank you for that brought my sweetheart home. 933 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,283 - Good night. - Good night. 934 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:10,603 - Man, Ralph! - How do you know him again? 935 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:15,004 - Through Jessie, he writes for "GQ". - He writes for “GQ”? 936 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,369 - Did you drive drunk? - I'm not drunk. 937 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,682 Take a taxi, you're going to be a father. 938 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,561 I had a maximum of four glasses of wine. You are not my mother. 939 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,607 - Hen? - I need your help. 940 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:40,481 - Why? Where are you? - With the cops. 941 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,129 Oh man, hey. 942 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,444 - Hen? - Here. I said yes, my brother is coming. 943 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,683 - We never doubted it. - What happened? 944 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:54,721 I really have to tell you something. I wanted to take Karsten to the vet, yes? 945 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:58,284 you know, people are really bad. 946 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,683 Mendacious and corrupt. 947 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,845 Be happy that you are an animal. I could cry again. 948 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,009 Are you even listening to me? 949 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,449 Karsten! 950 01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:22,321 Hey! Are you still very close? 951 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,571 Hey! 952 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:32,441 - Get out of here! - Hey! You asshole, stop! 953 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,043 Man, I was totally panicked. Karsten gone, car gone. 954 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,681 - That was a hit-and-run. - They say that too. 955 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,411 I thought you drive away by car. 956 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,291 - Otherwise it would be called a pedestrian escape - No... 957 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,968 Whatever. I ran home. And do you know who was there? Karsten. 958 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,851 He's all alone walked home. 959 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,924 And then... 960 01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:02,406 - Here, dude, look at this. - Mr. Henrik Bender? 961 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,363 Are you cops... 962 01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,488 or strippers? 963 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,806 Ah, don't say anything, don't say anything. 964 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,285 Stripper. 965 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,570 - That's how it was. - I'll get you out of here. 966 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,170 - I just did that. - Are you sure? 967 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,767 - Hundred per horror. - How do I get my brother out of here? 968 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:31,323 He can leave at any time. We have his data. It's all ok. 969 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,441 - They're not holding you at all? - No. 970 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,481 - Telling it here was more authentic. - Are you stupid? 971 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,167 Just listen. I wanted to show you that. 972 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,401 I'm really not naive, am I? 973 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:50,130 But this... transcends everything. 974 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,920 Then it takes your shoes off, my dear. 975 01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,564 - There isn't. - And I found him likeable. 976 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,801 Hello? 977 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,362 Here's Felix. Are you alone? I have to tell you something. 978 01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,921 Okay, yes. Come in. 979 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:19,170 Listen, I need a moment. Make yourself at home, okay? 980 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,050 OK. 981 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,049 It's good that you're here. But that doesn't look so good. 982 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,564 Shit. 983 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,962 I'll start again from the beginning. 984 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:38,682 Now that I'm finally pregnant, Ralph and I want to get married. 985 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:42,526 And then... then you do it sometimes things that... 986 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:47,047 But now that I see it, it's a real shock. 987 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:51,001 - Shit. I can cry. - Yes, I can imagine. 988 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:54,289 - Have you talked to Ralph about it? - Are you crazy? 989 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:56,568 - He doesn't know. - Okay. 990 01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:01,169 No, that means that to men probably not that much at all. 991 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,928 - Or you deal with it differently. - Well, I couldn't believe it either. 992 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:10,643 If Ralph doesn't know how to protect you, then I don't know either. 993 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,690 - Tell me, where are you? - Here. 994 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,169 And what do you think of it? 995 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,844 uh... 996 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,329 Does it suck? Shit, right? 997 01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:31,370 Yes. With the bow. The loop doesn't work at all, does it? 998 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,968 - Wow. - Wow? 999 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,601 I look like a cake. 1000 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:44,324 Or like a white gift with a huge bow on it. 1001 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,369 You look great. But... 1002 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:52,568 Okay. 1003 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,650 Maybe it's the loop a bit much. 1004 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,121 - Can you take them off? - You can. 1005 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,487 - You can. - Do you want to take them off? 1006 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,007 - Yeah, okay, I'll take it off. - Okay. 1007 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,208 Well, then... 1008 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,966 But now you can see my baby bump. 1009 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,449 You look great. 1010 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,767 You're still given as a gift. 1011 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,843 Do you know... 1012 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,126 it was like that, that we originally... 1013 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:40,090 So we had each other yes, for a long time... um... 1014 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:43,767 So we've had this for a long time... I'll start again. 1015 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:47,527 Um, we planned the wedding, long before we knew each other. 1016 01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:52,448 So, you and... long before you and I knew each other. 1017 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,162 That's why I have the dress bought a very long time ago. 1018 01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:00,245 I couldn't hold myself anymore remember it correctly. And um... yeah. 1019 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,845 I... 1020 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,881 Okay, then uh... 1021 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,688 So if you If you want to hear my opinion then... 1022 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:15,047 This is a decision for life. 1023 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,929 Well, that's just it, what I've always wanted. 1024 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,687 So family, children, being married. 1025 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,322 It's my dream. But... 1026 01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:45,808 So... sometimes you do yes, even illogical things. 1027 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,804 - Hormones. - Hormones. Yes, I know. 1028 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,566 Maren, you, I have to go later... shit! 1029 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,167 Maren, that's bad luck! 1030 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,767 Are you gone? Huh? 1031 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,651 -Hi. - That's impossible. 1032 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,768 - What are you doing here? - I uh... 1033 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,845 - What are you doing here? - You have a midwife appointment. 1034 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,891 - Oh, the midwife appointment. - I'd better go. 1035 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,680 Stay here. Tell me what you're looking for here. 1036 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,207 In my house. Do you hear me? Hey! 1037 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,488 - Okay... - Hey! Are you deaf? 1038 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:19,725 Hey! I have no idea who you are. But you're not Jessie's friend. 1039 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:22,042 - I never said it. - But Maren. 1040 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,011 Yes? She must have lied. Because you're cheating on her. 1041 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,930 - Give that here! - If you want to marry her, end it! 1042 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,686 Forget it! You can't blackmail me! 1043 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,890 - I go. - No. We'll sort this out now. 1044 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:39,524 Maren wants to marry you. That destroys I don't, just because you're an ass. 1045 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:43,042 -Ralph! Are you crazy? - What? 1046 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:46,409 It sneaks into our lives. What has he lost here? 1047 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,601 - Sorry, it's my fault. - Yes, fuck off! 1048 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,366 Stay away from my wife and my child! 1049 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,489 Ralph! 1050 01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,725 Everything's fine, everything's okay. Hm? Everything's fine, darling. 1051 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,611 - This is my child. - What? 1052 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,969 - I am a donor at "New Life". - What? 1053 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,567 I became sterilized by an accident. 1054 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,043 Then I found out that Maren has my child. 1055 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:22,523 I wouldn't have joined your family should sneak, but... yes. 1056 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,448 I am the father of your child. 1057 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,569 Yes, I'm sorry. 1058 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,443 Is that correct? 1059 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,569 No idea. 1060 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:56,050 I knew that was a shitty idea. 1061 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:27,849 - Be braver, be louder. - Uh! 1062 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,205 As easy as it came in, it doesn't come out. 1063 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,411 There are other exercises. Maybe they're better. Gabi, come on. 1064 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,361 Yes. 1065 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:47,287 You have to take part. 1066 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:50,842 Show her that she is not alone. 1067 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,844 Ugh! 1068 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:57,164 Yes, you're doing great. You're going to be a really great father. 1069 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,323 Uh! 1070 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,962 Oh man! I can't do that! I'm sorry, I can't. 1071 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,202 Don't act like that. 1072 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:08,763 - You help your child into the world. - It's not mine! 1073 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:12,766 - It still has to come out. - You wanted a child too. 1074 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:16,641 But from me! Not from one a complete shambles! 1075 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,646 - The fertilization was your idea. - You didn't give up! 1076 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,201 Our lives would have been so nice too. 1077 01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:26,284 Now we have to four years of changing diapers! 1078 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,523 - Or just three. - With a girl. 1079 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:33,482 - This is our plan, our dream. - No, Maren. This is your dream, okay? 1080 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,849 But if it doesn't work, you have to leave it alone! 1081 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,083 I know it's not easy. But we can do it. 1082 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,403 - We did too much wrong for that. - What do you think? 1083 01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,724 You're constantly hanging hanging out with the biological father. 1084 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:49,727 And I'm fucking my assistant. 1085 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:53,524 - You're doing what? - I'm fucking my assistant! 1086 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,923 I'm sorry, Maren. 1087 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,927 I believe I don't love you anymore. 1088 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,766 Yes. 1089 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,846 It's better if we don't Better now than too late. 1090 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,528 Too late? It's too late, I'm pregnant! 1091 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,763 But not from me! 1092 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,525 Hey! 1093 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:23,402 There are also positions that you can do without a partner. 1094 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,324 The dog. 1095 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,204 Uh, she's gone. 1096 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,608 Come on, let's go have coffee. 1097 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,924 She should be happy that you are the father. 1098 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:11,050 You look good, you're sporty, not macho... 1099 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:13,601 Wow, did you see that? 1100 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,161 He even sucks stones. 1101 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,687 Well, you have neither money nor job, but... 1102 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,366 - You should build me up. - I do. 1103 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:23,329 Tom! 1104 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:27,122 Yes! Have you seen that? A loaf of bread. 1105 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:31,410 I have to tell you something. Hold on tight. Maren Heinze has separated. 1106 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,608 - What? - Felix, what are you doing... 1107 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,366 - Tell me, do you drink? - No. 1108 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,921 - Uh, how separated? - Just came on the radio. 1109 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:42,608 Tom, this is a huge mess. Stop it now! 1110 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,764 - Bye. - And what do I write in the report? 1111 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:06,161 Maren, listen, This Felix isn't at GQ at all. 1112 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:10,769 Nobody knows him, right? Yes. I told you. 1113 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:14,242 I said it straight away. He asks such strange questions. 1114 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:28,681 Maren? I was just about to call you. 1115 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:33,323 I'm going to Parisius. I want to know whether the child is yours. Come there. 1116 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,010 Shit. 1117 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,161 Ms. Heinze, Mr. Bender. 1118 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:44,529 I am bound to confidentiality. 1119 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:47,241 But now that you're both sitting in front of me, 1120 01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:51,928 and that in terms of confidentiality represents a kind of... gray area, 1121 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:55,847 Despite everything, I'll tell you that you, Mr. Bender, 1122 01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:00,484 the sperm donor of Mrs. Heinze's unborn child... 1123 01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:06,442 I'll just make sure again that I'm not saying anything wrong here. 1124 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,329 Ms. Heinze... 1125 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,485 Yes. 1126 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:20,001 - Mr. Bender? - Yes. 1127 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,565 You are not the father of the child. 1128 01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:33,205 What? uh... 1129 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,450 uh... 1130 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:42,283 - Maren, that... - Shit. 1131 01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,011 That, that can't be right, I have it... 1132 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:51,329 Maren, wait. Maren, wait a minute! 1133 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,246 - Maren, wait! - That's exactly what I didn't want. 1134 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,402 - Maren, please. - Leave me alone! 1135 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,643 I found your sperm this is as good as new. 1136 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,167 So unused. Is unused! 1137 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:05,609 Maren, please. Listen to me. I really thought... 1138 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:08,047 I trusted you, opened up to you! 1139 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:11,682 And you come trampling into my life and ruin everything! 1140 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,205 I didn't know how to tell you... 1141 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:17,886 You had no idea what you're doing! 1142 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:21,647 Would you have preferred a master plan? I just wanted... 1143 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,122 Becoming a father, I know! You lied to me from the start. 1144 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,523 No journalist! You only ever cared about the child. 1145 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:34,085 That's not true. I never thought that I could ever feel anything like that again. 1146 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,369 - You gave me hope. - The hope of becoming a father! 1147 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:40,843 Can you still, your sperm is in there! 1148 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,446 - Maren, now... - Just look at yourself. 1149 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:47,446 You couldn't even know your wife take a taxi to the hospital. 1150 01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:51,401 What kind of father is that supposed to be? You live in the past. 1151 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:55,520 You're looking for a replacement for your lost love. Good luck. 1152 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,210 - I just wanted to help you. - Why did you do that? 1153 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:07,808 You were so down when Karsten bit your balls. 1154 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,283 - He didn't do well with it either. - Here, your work. 1155 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:16,723 You should just become friends again. Then there was Maren, and I thought... 1156 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:22,367 - I just wanted to bring you together. - You didn't! That was a shitty idea. 1157 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:25,763 I could have guessed that he breaks his confidentiality? 1158 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,686 - Get out, come on. - The guy is a doctor after all. 1159 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,047 You could sue him for that. 1160 01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,447 You too, Karsten. 1161 01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,449 Come on, get out. 1162 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,084 Maren! 1163 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,244 Maren? 1164 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:53,967 sorry, what was the question? 1165 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,561 Hello. 1166 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,447 - Good afternoon. - What, already afternoon? 1167 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,285 - Shall we go to the outdoor pool? - Please? 1168 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:23,889 - Whether we want to go to the outdoor pool. - You can swim here. 1169 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:27,010 No, I don't want to. They're arguing about you down there. 1170 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:33,366 - It was his last chance. - I would have hit on the woman too. 1171 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,729 - That's how you are. - Oh man, in his situation. 1172 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,691 He destroys a family and isn't even the father. 1173 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,731 - He didn't know that. - The relationship was broken. 1174 01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:46,327 If he had told her everything straight away, if you were together now. 1175 01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,642 - Says who? - I. I felt it. 1176 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:50,928 - And how? - Female intuition. 1177 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:53,481 - What does that mean? - Nothing. I'm on Team Betti. 1178 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,041 - Since when? - Maybe since forever? 1179 01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:59,091 He lied. And now he lets himself be hanged. 1180 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:03,724 - You will be allowed to mourn as a man. - Mourning? This is depression. 1181 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,441 - He needs therapy. - He doesn't need it, Dr. Sybil. 1182 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:11,128 - Why are you insulting Sybille like that now? - Tom is right. 1183 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:17,167 Hello, people, I'm sitting at the table! 1184 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:22,246 Can you please stop Discussing my life, huh? 1185 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:27,849 - The cake is fantastic. - Did you bake well? 1186 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:39,526 someone has to talk about your life if you don't. 1187 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,762 I don't want, that you talk about it. 1188 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:45,209 You mean well, but your life is different. 1189 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:49,491 I'm sad, because I wanted a family. 1190 01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,325 - And you have children after all. - One. 1191 01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:55,644 It didn't work again. I have to deal with that. 1192 01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,804 So no advice please, okay? No advice. 1193 01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,931 Look, Uncle Felix, is that correct? 1194 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:05,369 - Hey, no... - No, leave it alone. Yes, it's great. 1195 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,041 - It works. - Great darling. 1196 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:15,170 - You taught her that. - Yes, I have. 1197 01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:19,489 You did well. 1198 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:23,043 - Maybe it's the seed. - He can't be tested. 1199 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,441 - Hmm? - Nothing. 1200 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,121 Hey. I hope you're doing well up there. 1201 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,401 Husband Lisa, I made a mess. 1202 01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:53,487 But you probably already know that. 1203 01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:56,722 Yes, I already know that. 1204 01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:58,405 Hi, dad. 1205 01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,525 Hi. 1206 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,088 Come here, my boy. 1207 01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:14,010 I have you hasn't been pressed for a long time. 1208 01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:23,290 Henne has already told me everything. Do you want to talk about it? 1209 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,851 You know I'm not good at talking. 1210 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,322 - Who do you think you got that from? - From mom. 1211 01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:31,050 Correct. 1212 01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:33,202 What do I get from you then, hmm? 1213 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:35,328 Nothing at all. 1214 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:42,486 Felix... you know, it's not important 1215 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:46,087 that you in life always does everything right. 1216 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:49,449 I haven't either always done everything right. 1217 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,046 What is important is that you have dreams, 1218 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:55,363 dreams, for which you have to fight. 1219 01:31:55,520 --> 01:31:58,729 You haven't even started yet to fight. 1220 01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:01,691 And as for the child, I'll tell you: 1221 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:05,003 A family is created not by blood relationship. 1222 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,530 A family is created through love. 1223 01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:12,402 It's that simple. 1224 01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:14,927 Here! I know where she is. 1225 01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:17,971 - What, who? -Maren! Hi, dad. 1226 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,851 -Hi. - Hello, Felix. So... 1227 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,640 I'm in this hall, while watching television. 1228 01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:26,008 Those who believe they are something better. 1229 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,448 Did you know that hen is adopted? 1230 01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:31,240 - What? - Yes, it was an adoption mistake. 1231 01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:34,803 Now do you want to know how did I find out? 1232 01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:36,724 So... 1233 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:41,531 - Thank you for your help. - Please take the rat away. 1234 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:44,650 That's not a rat. This is Karsten. 1235 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:48,089 Karsten... Shh! From. 1236 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:57,530 She is at her hut. Hirtenalm at Ro�feld. 1237 01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:00,445 Come on, boy, off! No more talking, driving. 1238 01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:03,001 - Here please. There. - Thanks. 1239 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:06,482 And remember, we're a family. I'm sorry, okay? 1240 01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,571 Phew. OK. Come, come, come. 1241 01:33:10,720 --> 01:33:12,609 Come on, you can do it. 1242 01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:16,049 Okay... Okay, you can do it. 1243 01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:20,444 Drive, boy! 1244 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:24,848 Okay, you can do it. Come on. 1245 01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:30,521 That way it will never arrive. 1246 01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:40,322 You know what, dad? It's really good to be home again. 1247 01:33:40,480 --> 01:33:42,687 Yes, I agree. 1248 01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:45,889 It was pretty boring without you. 1249 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:48,164 - Really? - Nope. 1250 01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:01,482 There, come on, drive over. 1251 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,722 Oh man, I'm sorry. 1252 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:25,685 Maren? 1253 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:29,246 Maren, hey... Maren, wait! 1254 01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,251 Maren! 1255 01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,885 Maren! 1256 01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:44,405 Fuck! Maren. 1257 01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:48,087 Maren, I'm coming. Maren, I'm coming! 1258 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,286 Maren! 1259 01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,846 Maren! Drive over! 1260 01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:04,408 - Hello, pull over, Maren! - Well, drive over. 1261 01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:06,449 Fucking horn. 1262 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:10,048 - Now pull over, you Horst. - Get over it! 1263 01:35:10,360 --> 01:35:12,408 You should drive over. 1264 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:17,527 -Maren! - Oh shit! 1265 01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,047 -Maren! - This is Felix. 1266 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,284 - Roll down the windows! - I don't hear you! 1267 01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:25,363 I'll take the window down! 1268 01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:27,807 - Is he crazy? - Now talk to him. 1269 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,930 :. 1270 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,044 Okay, listen, I have to talk to you. 1271 01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:46,126 - I made a mistake. - What? I can't hear you! 1272 01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:49,728 I made a mistake! You make mistakes in life! 1273 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:51,963 Give me another chance! 1274 01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:54,645 I... 1275 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:59,011 Look: I could even do it drive to the hospital! 1276 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,321 Uh, Maren, we could maybe pull over to the right? 1277 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,722 Then we can continue talking. 1278 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:24,250 Phew... 1279 01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:56,442 :. 1280 01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,362 You came here for me? 1281 01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:11,330 I thought It takes too long to ride a bike. 1282 01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:13,961 Then there would be the child maybe already there and... 1283 01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:18,687 And I wanted to be romantic. 1284 01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:28,405 Felix, I still need time a little. 1285 01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:31,368 Okay, you get it. 1286 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:51,327 - Okay, where should we go? - It doesn't matter, as long as you're driving. 1287 01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:53,085 OK. 1288 01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:58,928 I think it's better if you buckle up, okay? 1289 01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:20,888 - The stork brings the children. - Says who? 1290 01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:24,403 - Grandpa. - Is he stupid? Grandpa is old. 1291 01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:29,084 I'll tell you now, where, Mom and dad brought your little brother here. 1292 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:31,607 From the sperm bank. 1293 01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:34,491 From what? What is a sperm bank? 1294 01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:37,371 So first give there the men take off their speedsters. 1295 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:41,890 Then the women come with their balls, so with her ovaries... 1296 01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:46,966 The women have a garage and can choose a speedster. 1297 01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:50,806 And then he has to drive into the garage, 1298 01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:53,008 and then... boom! 1299 01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:56,961 With your little brother These are even daddy's original speedsters. 1300 01:38:57,280 --> 01:38:59,203 I took them to the bank with him. 1301 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:02,807 - But that's secret. Shh! - Okay. 1302 01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:07,250 - Okay. Ghetto fist. - Hen, did you get something for lunch? 1303 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,289 - Yes, here. - These are cookies. 1304 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:13,127 - Chocolate chip cookies. - You should get her something healthy. 1305 01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:16,443 What's not healthy about chocolate? 1306 01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:19,764 - Hey! - Well, I have to go. 1307 01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:23,448 Chocolate is great. There are vitamins in there. 1308 01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:27,321 Here you go. This is a great sofa. This is a dream, haha. 1309 01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:30,006 Did we do everything right, huh? 1310 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:32,528 - Kissing is gross. - What? 1311 01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:35,206 Since when is kissing disgusting? Hey, darling... 1312 01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:38,648 Well, I have to go. I finally have a real job. 1313 01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:40,689 I'm shooting an advertisement now. 1314 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:44,250 Against... 1315 01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:46,846 Body aches, you know? 1316 01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:52,441 - Bye. - Bye! 1317 01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:55,650 What exactly is a sperm bank? 1318 01:39:57,160 --> 01:40:00,448 - Um... do you want to? - No, go ahead. 1319 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:02,648 - No, no, you. - No, you can. 1320 01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,928 - You, you. - Me? 1321 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:07,563 So... 1322 01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:09,643 That was like that... 1323 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:11,962 - You know Karsten. - Mmm. 1324 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:17,047 And so four or five years ago, Dad lived with Uncle Henne. 1325 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:19,771 And Karsten I really like honey. 1326 01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:24,130 And one night daddy forgot to put on his pajamas, 1327 01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:27,807 and is stupid slipped on a bottle of honey... 1328 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:55,524 Copyright � EUROTAPE 2014 Subtitle: Katrin Zdravkovic and others.